Intro (GreeneMacheene)

Am I dreaming?
This doesn’t make any sense.
Where am I?

Verse 1 (GreeneMacheene)

I wake up. I smell the coffee.
I am a gross green and I am feeling quite sloppy.
I proceed to the counter, to prepare my breakfast.
Toast pops from the toaster, it’s eyes are X’s.
The toaster has overheated, drooling with his brain fried.
If I didn’t know any better I would guess he was that rain guy.
A blank side of my brain is trying to read this scene,
When I had first woken up, I went to the bathroom and pissed green.
I feel disgusting, messy hair with bad breath of a dog.
Today is beautiful. There must’ve been the death of a god.
I’m a lazy slob. Got bacon grease sizzlin’ on my nipples.
Smoke a cig outside and see little kids on tricycles.
I shut the coffee pot off, cuz it was getting furious.
Spat hot coffee in my face. Ok. Pretty sure she’s pissed.
Who’s door is this? Nevermind, I’m gonna turn the knob and go outside.
The weather opened my mouth wide, I doubt I’ll be on the grouch side.
Smiley faced flowers are dancing in the sun light.
The garden is a beautiful place because it’s part of my mum’s life.
She’s the best mum in da world, it says so on the mug I’m drinkin’.
Which has got me thinkin’, why am I drinking from my mum’s mug?
Something smells good, oh wait, it’s my coffee.
The red poppies are happy as they jump around all hippy hoppy.
I walk back indoors, and breakfast is served.
Eats my eggs and cerealz. Delicious. Word.
Birds.

Chorus

The window frames are purple with an interior white.
The outside world is yellow cuz the sun is shining bright.
The general scene of the morning can be a pleasant sight.
Good… morning… Poptartz.
Mum said she was baking banana bread.
I arise from my bed, and then I begin to head,
Downstairs… where then my mum says.
Good… morning… Poptartz.
The window frames are purple with an interior white.
The outside world is yellow cuz the sun is shining bright.
The general scene of the morning can be a pleasant sight.
Good… morning… Poptartz.
I see a man in a blue coat standing by the bus stop.
I devour waffles. The ones I got from the waffle shop.
The news says a virus is spreading causing fatal blood clots.
Good… morning… Poptartz.

Verse 2 (Engaj)

Yawwwwwn, Good-Good, Good Morning,
I don’t know what’s next but I feel myself snoring,
Life’s boring, says my talking window,
The sunlight on my face feels like it makes my skin glow,
We’re kinfolk,
me and this cat,
I got to find the coat that will match with his back,
and these socks, have holes because I kick rocks,
Need to brush my teeth,
My mouth is like  a shit box,
Make a Lizard Noise,
When the squirells are screaming,
Their throwing their nuts at my window,
I think I’m still dreaming,
And now the neighbors are yelling,
They roar like dinosaurs,
Looking for my underwear,
But I can’t find the drawer.
Just getting out of bed, lifting up my legs,
Scratch my fuzzy head, Mom is gonna fry eggs,
Smells serene like a dream, am I in it?
Cream the toast orange, Juice, delicous. Ugh.
The birds are chirping, in the oak tree,
The sun is smiling, his face light soaks me.
The clouds be chillin’, in the sky they drift.
Electro magnetic spectrum. That’s it.
I’m done.

(GreeneMacheene)

You can’t have pizza for breakfast.

Chorus

The window frames are purple with an interior white.
The outside world is yellow cuz the sun is shining bright.
The general scene of the morning can be a pleasant sight.
Good… morning… Poptartz.
Mum said she was baking banana bread.
I arise from my bed, and then I begin to head,
Downstairs… where then my mum says.
Good… morning… Poptartz.
The window frames are purple with an interior white.
The outside world is yellow cuz the sun is shining bright.
The general scene of the morning can be a pleasant sight.
Good… morning… Poptartz.
I see a man in a blue coat standing by the bus stop.
I devour waffles. The ones I got from the waffle shop.
The news says a virus is spreading causing fatal blood clots.
Good… morning… Poptartz.